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This is the main page of the site. On it, you will find links to Fish & Chip contributors' pages and links to the featured pages of this website. If I ever feel like writing an article (I've just completed the first since this major site revamp called "A Man and His Cock") it will be displayed on this page. As I have grown bored with politics, the original focus of this site, these articles will deal with whatever subject matter drifts into my mind.

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This is basically the very small archive of articles, almost entirely political in subject matter, that was the original focus of the site (the new focus being ME). They are sloppy, grammatically atrocious, incomplete, and are all shitty first drafts. Enter at your peril. All were written at the outset of this site during the 2008 presidential election. Some of the articles feature on-site reporting at national political events.

 
OUR STORY:
 
I started this website in the Spring of 2002 with my close friend, ally and hanger-on C.L. Roberts. After a few years, and after firing and re-hiring him many times, I decided it was time to get serious and tell him about the site. He immediately agreed. As he produced material so brave and witty with such speed, I decided he was a threat and fired him right away. This was the Fall of 07. We had worked together on a screenplay in 2003 and 2004 called Lost in the Supermarket. Though we didn't realize it at the time, it sucked. It did not get made. Or sold. Or read. Upon these reflections, I decided he wasn't really so great after all- hence, no threat to my total creative control. Yes, I would run this site as a bloody tyrant on a throne. I would use his skills for the exhaltation of my own glory. He saw my vision and agreed. I also had the eight bucks for the domain name. Anyhow, with Spring 08 approaching we decided to get the ball rolling. I then brought in some other writers who I also didn't find threatening. I have fired almost all of them. And that's how history was made. Perhaps?

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This page is exactly what it says. Just try not to click on it. I dare you. Don't pretend you're above it. This is the only page anyone mentions when they contact me about the site. When someone tells me they've seen Fish & Chip News, a typical interaction begins with me asking, "What did you think of the site?" Ryan Sansing of Baltimore, MD replied "I went straight for the horse porn. I didn't really read anything else."

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This is my outlet for news frustration. As the page's title suggests, these are weekly, ill-informed, hasty judgements about major news events. Or minor ones if I can think of a stupid comment to add. Here I have fun jumping to the wrong conclusions. Still, this is par for the course for most journalistic endeavors. There is no partisan direction of this website. Here hypocrisy and idiocy will be dealt with idiotically and hypocritically.

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This is me (3po).

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