C.L. Roberts:  "So what do you think about these Geraldine Ferrara comments?  Is Obama’s being black actually an advantage over Hillary?"

Lindsay Shiverdecker:  "Of course it is.  I face these problems all the time as a woman.  As a woman I have men constantly opening doors for me and buying me things.  As a white person I’m almost always employed and have a much lesser chance of being incarcerated.  What’s worse is that white people are in no way terrified of me nor do they keep a tighter grip on their valuables when I enter the room.  It makes me furious that Obama is benefiting from all these positives of being black."

CLR: "I got to talk to Geraldine Ferrara privately so she could elaborate and she told me she was sick of Obama always flaunting his bling a and having all those booty girls around.  It took me awhile to see she was actually thinking of P. Diddy.  ’They all look the same,’ she shrugged."

LS:  "You’re a chauvinist pig!"

CLR:  "Hold up!  Do you think Hillary is being beaten up on things that male politicians wouldn’t have to deal with?

LS: "there is obvious sexism there.  Female politicians are judged on their looks.  The other Democrats wouldn’t have to deal with that.  I mean that, midget space alien Kucinich or John Edwards with his faggot pretty boy haircut wouldn’t have to deal with that crap.  If Hillary gets the nomination the Republicans will attack her way more than that French looking elitist with the face of an Easter Island statue John Kerry.  I was talking with Al Gore the other day and he told me that "a male politician would never have his words twisted around the way Hillary has," and he knew what he was talking about.  He invented the internet. 

CLR:  "What about the crying thing?  Don’t you think that was Hillary using her gender to an advantage?

LS:  "You are a fascist tool of the patriarchy!"

CLR: "What is McCain cried?  Wouldn’t that have ended him?  I will agree that Obama’s youthfulness and good looks are an advantage.  That’s probably why he beat Hillary in the swimsuit competition but this is because many men don’t appreciate the virtues of the older woman.  I’m hoping Hillary wins.  I’ve already applied for my White House internship and own my beret.  Unlike Obama I’m not intimidated by a woman on top.....of the ticket or otherwise."

LS: "You didn’t even vote for Hillary!"

CLR: "I’m hoping to make that up to her."

LS:  "Pennsylvania is the big primary coming up. What do you think about that?"

CLR:  "Well, Obama has a good air attack and a solid running game but he has been suspect throughout the year on defense.  On his side is how well the coaching staff has been preparing the Obama team in these primaries but I still think the advantage is obviously Hillary’s."

LS:  "I think Hillary is going to run all over this defense.  The only way Obama is going to win is if he forces turnovers and I just don’t think he has the personnel to do it.   I can’t wait for kick-off."