Ah, youth! Welcome to our archives of shit from the olden days of yore! A carefree time of even less rigorous research, less editorial thoughfulness, less skill, and (arguably) less quality.   Fun with Aids denialists. In the valley of electoral pornography. Sarah Palin and Joe Biden in the Quest for the Warm Bucket of Piss. C.L. Roberts attends historic Dayton rally for John McCain. From our Denver bureau, Chadstract on the DNC. In the shadowy corners Denver. DNC: Part 2 of the 3 part series. The outside scoop on the big Denver Convention. DNC III America, land of plentiful choice. Boost vs. Boss. The Lee Jacobs interview. Fish and Chip News looks into the stupid words we freak out about. The new American aristocracy. Check out the new series of children's books by Fish & Chip Publishing. McCain and the Name Game. The election so far. A global warning from Fish & Chip News. The future of politics. Columnist C.L. Roberts and intern Lindsay Shiverdecker face off on sexism.